Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Mandraiv's Diary 10


After the old wererat crone finally caught up to us, and provided her crucial tip regarding the source of the plague, we were off to search the riverbed for a ship.  Fortunately, we were able, through the wererat crone, to get some cheap potions of water breathing and so went for a dip.  Since Artox was fairly debilitated by the plague, I decided to leave him out of this, and instead rely on minor summoned minions instead.  After a couple of hours searching the riverbed, we found a ship, named the Direption.  An amusing enough name, and in this instance a wrecked ship inhabited by a sea hag (literally a hag, and yet still not as ugly as our woman) druid and her shark companion.  We killed the hag and her shark, although it was a very tough fight thanks to the watery conditions and both four-arms and the gun nut were dealt grievous wounds.  A search of the ship revealed that it was owned by Dr Davalus, and that it was the source of the plague.  Quite an ingenious option, those responsible were using some kind of magical item, deaths head coffers, to spread the disease.  The is clearly what that little girl found on the beach filled with silver coins, the magic of the box being that it will infect anything stored within with a disease, and so apparently the coins were the start of the plague.  Not only the coins from the little girl though, as apparently the wererats had found several of these coffers as well, on the beach, and realizing that there was something amiss with them simply pushed them back into the water to be found by someone with a less sensitive nose.

That a ship owned by Dr Davalus was the source of this plague made it quite clear to me that the warrior was right all along, and that the queen was responsible for this terrible event in her city.  It appears that her personal physician is in charge of the cult, and that he and the Queen’s Physicians are actually worshipers of Urgothoa.  I decided that this was sufficient evidence, and most of the other agreed that we immediately look into the good doctor in detail, and hopefully obtain evidence as to the location of the temple of the cult of Urgothoa in Korvosa.

We returned to the inn so that four-arms and the gun nut could recover from the fight with the hag, only to discover that they had both been crippled by their wounds.  We headed for the bank in the morning to investigate healing the gun nut, since four-arms was OK with his issue, as he seemed only to have damaged the fingers of one hand, and with three extras he was happy to wait for repairs.  At the bank, the gun nut was appalled at the price quoted for healing and decided to live without it, at least until the plague was over and the Archbanker’s excuse to massively over charge him had gone.  After this debacle, we headed to the Hospice of the Blessed Maiden to question, or more likely murder, the good doctor.

At the hospice I was able to talk our way past the receptionist, a very solidly built woman, and once we entered the main room saw four Queen’s Physicians ministering to a large number of plague victims, and four Grey Maidens standing guard, one in front of a door and three on raised catwalks, with bows ready.  I had just drawn breath to talk our way past all of these people when the gun nut, as per pre-arranged signal, revealed that the Grey Maidens were all evil.  The Queens Physicians weren’t, but this wasn’t a significant issue as they were all wearing plagubringer’s masks, magical items we know to conceal alignment.  After this, rather than letting me talk our way into the doctor’s office, the ugly chick decided to pick a fight, and we were on.

The fight wasn’t too bad, although the Grey Maidens were very well equipped, and we were able to overcome them without too much trouble, and in fact it was the solidly built receptionist who caused us the most trouble, entering the fray as soon as she heard the ruckus and laying into the cleric and the ugly chick with a sap.  The ugly chick took care of her, although strangely she seemed to regret killing a woman.  Regardless, her issues with this seemed to last for about 3 seconds, and then we were off searching the rest of the place for the Doctor, and hopefully for sufficient evidence of his involvement with a cult and the plague, otherwise we may be in for a lot of trouble, having just killed eight people it currently carries the death penalty for interfering with, and one “innocent” woman.  And all in a hospital.  Incedentally, during the fight I dropped into the reception area to lock the doors and hang the closed sign.  Not entirely convinced that this will keep the watch or guard out if anyone finds out about our activities here, but it may slow the spread of the news.

Should also note that four-arms, oddly, decided to claim a bunch of the war razors that had been used by the Queen’s Physicians in the fight.  Maybe he’s finally worked out that there’s little point in having an extra pair of arms if all you’re going to do with them is to fold them across your chest and try to hide them under your cloak.  He honestly thought no one could tell that they were there too.  Bizarre.  You make yourself look like a misshapen freak, and you think that no one will notice that there is something odd about you.  On the other hand, he’s almost as delusional as the ugly chick about his looks, constantly insisting that he’s really good looking and merely has poor social skills. Trouble is, the really, really good looking people with no social skills start out seeming really, really good looking and as one gets to know them, they become really, really good looking and a dick.  Four-arms started out seeming at best average looking, poor bastard, and now he’s just an average looking dick.  Artox can barely contain his mirth at the idea that the big fool thinks he’s attractive.  Strange for someone as ridiculously good looking as myself, even with this hideous plague disrupting my looks to be hanging out with two people who are so ugly, especially since they both lack the ability to compare themselves to me and see that they are sorely lacking in the appearance department.  Maybe I should buy them both mirrors.

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