Sparrowhawk - The Fair Maid of Korvosa

Let me tell you of a tale
A legend if truth be told
Of a special kind of hero
Who was something to behold
 

They called her Lady Sparrowhawk

A fighter quick and strong
She could swing an axe and draw a bow
But that's not what sung her song

 She was really very ugly
A face like an angry baboon
More scars and zits and blotches
Than all the craters on the moon
 

It was shaped like a squashed up melon

With a warty, bulbous nose
That was full of bright green molted snot
That ran like a dripping hose

And she thought she was really beautiful

A maiden through and through
And didn't know she kind of looked
Like a disgusting, runny poo

By the gods she was so darn ugly

Like an old soiled leather boot
All the boys would have a nightmare
That they'd given her a root

And so lived the Fair Maid of Korvosa

As she was known around town
Her mother was a Half Orc
Her father....an Undead clown.