Thursday, 11 October 2012

Mandraiv's Diary 13


We discussed what to do at length.  Long and painful length.  In the end, we decided to go to the city watch for assistance, as we were in desperate need of rest, and concerned that the Grey Maidens would re-occupy the hospice during our absence.  We also needed someone to take the freed hostages off our hands.  We spoke to the field marshal, a meeting aided by a guardsman who recognised me and on the basis of this immediately assisted me in arranging the meeting.  Can’t see that the woman would have had any issue with us dropping in for a meeting, but nice to see my fame spreading.  Being known by the watch should be a great help when we finally bring down the evil queen and I am reluctantly forced to take over ruling the city.  A pity that the queen has turned out to be behind this plague – we were doing reasonably well at getting in with her, a surer path to rapid political advancement than relying on peasants and policemen, but then again this way might lead to the ultimate advancement quicker.  And the city needs a really good looking, charismatic leader like me to steer it through these troubled times and the recovery from the plague.

The field marshal was fairly appalled at the evident involvement of the queen in the plague, as well as the fact that the queen’s physicians and Grey Maidens are apparently all involved.  She seemed to be desperately clinging to the hope that there was perhaps an evil faction within both groups, and in the end we left it at that.  Best not to shatter too many illusions of the leader of the watch – if she loses her marbles, the city could be in trouble, especially during these troubled times.  And there’s not much point in gaining control of a city where everybody has died, or where the rule of law has failed and chaos reigns.  She was also concerned about the likelihood of the Grey Maidens causing us further trouble, and figured that the watch would be of little help here, as they would have to obey any orders from the Maidens or Physicians.  After we suggested starting riots or destroying buildings to distract them, or burning down the hospice, probably after evacuating the plague victims, she proposed that we try to get some help from the churches, figuring that the Grey Maidens, and Queen’s Physicians, would be unlikely to try to pull anything with the churches providing the healers necessary to keep the hospice running.

With this plan agreed upon, the ugly chick went to the church of inner beauty and got them to agree to help.  Amusingly, they seemed to feel that a few actors would be more help than a few priests, but either way they would serve our purposes, as any kind of representation would hinder our opponents, regardless of how useless they may be for the sick.  The cleric managed to secure some help from his church, and the warrior managed to get help from the church of healers.  Meanwhile, I headed off to the church of Pharasmsa, the Lady of Graves, situated in a familiar boneyard, in order to get the gun nut buried properly, as he proved unrecoverable from his wounds.  Going through his pockets, I was able to find enough cash to arrange a truly impressive monument in his honour, as well as a nice tomb, and what I think is probably a very fitting inscription. 

“Here lies Justin “Gun-Nut” Credible, hero of Korsova.

He died a member of

Mandraiv’s Magnificent Seven

in defence of the people of Korvosa, a hero of the city.”

While arranging this, I ran into someone who apparently recently arrived in the city looking for the gun nut.  Turns out he was another gun nut.  This is a good thing, as he agreed to come along with us to avenge his friend’s death, and due to his somewhat unusual hobby I should be able to include him in my diary without changing my referencing – as of this point, the gun nut is no longer the human one, but a dwarven one.  It was also nice to see that there are people in the world who understand friendship as it should be – the gun nut wasn’t overly concerned about the death of his friend, but was certainly interested in exacting a bit of vengeance on the perpetrators.  On the way out I remembered that I was also supposed to get some help for the hospice, and arranged that.  We then all met up at the inn for a night of rest and recovery.

The next morning, despite intending to hit the cult-temple first thing, when I awoke everyone had left.  Grabbing a couple more hours sleep made me feel much better, and everyone returned early in the afternoon, just as I was finishing a fine breakfast.  Apparently, the cleric had been talking to some other church about their religion.  Might be he’s looking to change camps.  Can’t see it as a good idea myself – why leave the most powerful church in town, but then maybe he wants to lead a smaller faith to prominence at the expense of his former spiritual leader, the High Banker. 

We arrived at the hospice soon afterwards and found a couple of Grey Maidens watching the place, but a guard sent by the field marshal informed us that he had watched the place all night, and that there were no Maidens of Physicians inside.  We decided to sneak in through the warehouse, and found that sure enough, the priests most of us had arranged were tending the sick, and that those arranged by the ugly chick had cleaned the place up, painted some picture and were dressed somewhat oddly with white face paint, bulbous red noses and enormous shoes.  The ugly chick immediately decided to tell the priestess of inner beauty everything that was going on, and after trying to calm her and convince her to keep matters close to her chest (and not a bad chest at that), we headed down the elevator.

Once back in the temple, we were immediately confronted by the demon that was released yesterday by the zombies.  A long fight ensued, this demon being remarkably tough, and eventually we triumphed, although we were all suffering from multiple diseases caused by the hideous creature.  After this epic battle, we were forced to retreat once more where the inner beauty chick insisted that we not leave, and in order to continue accruing reputation with the churches, we were forced to rest for the night upstairs in the hospice. 

We awoke the next morning to the cheerful cries of the inner beauty priestess, dressed for adventure and planning to “assist” us.  I’m sure this will lead to a long argument, but I’ll have to stick to my guns.  While it would be nice to have another good looking person in the group, our needing to protect this idiot could well put my life in danger, and this I will not accept.

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